Who do you think you are kidding Mrs Merkel?

Who do you think you are kidding Mrs Merkel?
If you think we're on the run...

The Greeks are the boys that will stop your little game!
The Greeks are the boys that will never pay again!

'Cause, who do you think you are kidding Mrs Merkel
If you think the Euro won!

Mr Stav feeds goats and sheep on mountains in the sun,
But he comes home each evening and he's ready with his gun!

Who do you think you are kidding Mrs Merkel
If you think that freedom's done.

EU Resignation. Fucking us and fucking each other too apparently.

As grabbed from http://pastebin.com/UDSZreUU
Translation follows...

Cher Secrétaire général,

Cher Freddy,

Voilà, j'ai pris la décision de démissionner du PE car j'ai appris de drôles de choses sur vous. En effet, il paraît que vous (Klaus) forniquez avec Freddy et que de plus, vous bouffez les chattes de Worum, Andrades et Casalprim. Si ce n'est pas une honte, ça ? Ces femmes ont des postes intéressants alors que quand on passe un concours, on reste bloqué. La petite Andrades est même fonctionnaire alors qu'elle n'a jamais passé un concours. Worum n'a jamais passé un concours et elle est AD et Casalprim, cela fait dix ans qu'elle est au PE (???) Alors, s'il faut sucer la bite du SG pour avoir un poste, c'est vraiment dégueulasse.

Même chose pour la mère F. Ratti, elle a eu un gosse de l'ancien SG Vinci et maintenant elle est SGA.

Alors, bonne rentrée parlementaire après des vacances bien méritées.
Ciao

Mari-No

fidèle servante de princesse Leena Linnus (dite la princesse pétasse)

Translation French to English via Google Translate:
Dear Secretary General,

Dear Freddy,

So, I decided to resign from Parliament because I learned some funny things about you. Indeed, it seems you (Klaus) fornicate with Freddy and again, eat your cats to Worum, Andrades and Casalprim. If this is not a shame, right? These women have good jobs so that when we pass a competition, it remains blocked. The small Andrades is the same official as it has never made a competition. Worum has never made a competition and is Caslaprim and AD, it has been ten years it is the EP (???) So, if we suck the cock of the SG for a job, it's really disgusting.

Same thing for the mother F. Ratti, she had a kid from the old SG Vinci and now she is SGA.

So, good return of Parliament after a well deserved holiday.
Ciao

Mari-No

faithful servant of Princess Leena Linnus (known as the princess bitch)

Notes:
Eat your cats would be better translated as "eating the pussy of"

Ode to the EUSSR

Where have all the old jobs gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the old jobs gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the old jobs gone?
Sent to China every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where has all the talent gone?
Long time passing
Where has all the talent gone?
Long time ago
Where has all the talent gone?
Fled abroad every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the taxes gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the taxes gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the taxes gone?
Took by Europe every one
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where has all the respect gone?
Long time passing
Where has all the respect gone?
Long time ago
Where has all the respect gone?
Cast aside by everyone
When will they ever learn?
When will they ever learn?

Where have all the good men gone?
Long time passing
Where have all the good men gone?
Long time ago
Where have all the good men gone?
Bought off by Brussels every one
When will we ever learn?
When will we ever learn?

A year on...

... since I refused to renew my TV "licence".

I haven't paid TV tax for the past 12 months, and I will continue with my refusal.

The BBC is paid for by a tax and by its own commercial activities. Over £3.5 BILLION pounds is handed over to the BBC each year in order for it to pay ridiculous salaries to alleged "talent", for it to send a squad of dozens of "journalists" to cover a ballkicking competition, and for it's glorious leaders to cream off hundreds of thousands of pounds each in salary every year.

The news journos do nothing than regurgitate press releases, the rest of the money is spent on circuses and bread for the braindead viewers.

The BBC hasn't had a penny off me, and it's cost them at least one letter per month, and the basic salary of one of their TV licence goons to knock on my door on at least four occasions.

Take your biased, overpaid, dumbed-down broadcasting and stick it where the sun doesn't shine.

German economy 3.6% growth last year.

The German economy grew at 3.6% in 2010. Twice the EU average.

The UK economy, thanks to increases in manufacturing grew 2.5%. There is still a lot of catching up to do in UK to overturn the reduction in growth during 2008/09.

Germany expects that during 2011, China will become the biggest importer of German goods, taking over from the United States. The trend towards the East instead of North America has been apparent since America started to repackage dodgy loans and sell them on as prime investments.

United Kingdom manufacturing is showing a small resurgence. Now is the time to promote exports and cut bureacracy for exporters in order to reduce the trade deficit and bring cash back into the UK.

We need to get money back from the Chinese. We need to sell to them.

Downfall McBride

Gordon McMental loses it in the bunker over some dodgy emails...